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"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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'And then I just hit delete. I haven't actually eaten any homework in years.'
'I got all my homework last night. There was a politician on every channel.'
"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."
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"Look, forget about all the formulas. Basically you want to increase your income, and decrease your paper trail."
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"A lot of homework?"
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'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'
'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'
"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."
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'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'
"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"
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"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"
"Before you e-mail me your answers. . . . text them to your neighbor for checking."
"I didn't do anything on my summer vacation--should I write about what I bought?"
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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'Is that true? - Did you assign my son homework over SUPERBOWL WEEKEND?'
'Here is my report card. For reference here is your report card, I found in the attic, when you were in the same grade.'
'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'
'Between going to school, doing my homework, taking piano lessons, and watching TV I'm too busy to spend quality time with my doll.'
'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'
"I've gone paperless! Check your laptop!"
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"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."
"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."
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"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."
'The dog ate my gnome-work.'