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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"Mr Taylor, your clone is loose again."
"His is a thought experiment."
"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."
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"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"
"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."
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"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
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“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
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The American experiment.
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"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."
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"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
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As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
Freelance test rat
"Well, we got the grant."
Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.
Before the linear accelerator.
'I've forgotten what this experiment is all about.'
"I want to keep it."
Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.
'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'