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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."
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"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"
"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
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The American experiment.
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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."
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As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
"Look, I'm just as concerned a scientist as you, but right now I',busy developing an improved fabric softener."
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Before the linear accelerator.
Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.
'I've forgotten what this experiment is all about.'
Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.
'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'
"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"
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"Harold. You're home from work now. You're not in the maze anymore."
"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."
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Dr Catenstein and his Creature
'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'
'Have you seen that weedy little rat that we're using to test out our new growth hormone?'
'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'