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"The cat ate my homework."
'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'
"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."
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'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'
'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'
"I see you got an A+++ in science."
"And now, a little experiment I worked on over the summer."
How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects
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'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'
'My science experiment!'
"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"
'Oh, wow, you found my science project ant it works!'
Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'
Scientific Research: '...First principle of science, Danae...Get the funding secured before you conduct the research.'
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'
Scientific Research: '...The solar rotation theory...I figure it'll take years of heavily funded research to see if the sun really does set in the east...'
"The title of my science project is 'My Little Brother: Nature or Nurture.'"
"Your cousin won the Nobel Prize for medicine, and you don't know the difference between a bacteria and a virus?"
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"Mom, what's refraction?"
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'G'mornin' Pop!.. Hey, did you happen to see my science experiment? It was in a glass right here on the table.'
"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."
"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."
"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."