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"The applications are limitless."
"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"Are your working on the mirror image of my compound?"
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"
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"Congratulations! You've just created life in a test tube."
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"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
"About this medical marijuana study. . . I'm totally stoked about the results."
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"The government doesn't understand me."
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"The doctor will see you now."
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"The cat ate my homework."
"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc
"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."
"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
Genetic Engineering 'N Things
Who Asked You?
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Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?
"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."
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"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."
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"Here. We promised you a big lab."
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"Be still! There's a fine line between art and science."
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"I'm working on my pet theory."
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