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"The applications are limitless."
"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"Hey, no problem!"
"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'
Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.
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"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."
"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"It finally happened. Someone named a planet 'Butthole'."
'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'
Genetic Engineering 'N Things
"That's been done before."
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
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Who Asked You?
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"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
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"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."
'Yep, the world's round.'
"I'm working on my pet theory."
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"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."
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"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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'I think you've discovered something here, Sir Isaac!'
Why animal testing takes so long.
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"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"