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"We're running some tests to find out if the grass truly is greener over here, or it just looks that way."
'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'
'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'
"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."
"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"
"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"
'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'
'Congratulations! You just invented artificial intelligence!'
'Your drug rehab seems to be going well...three weeks without a placebo.'