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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'
'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, male, males, challenge, challenges, challenging, ape, apes, ape society, ape societies, primatology, primatologist, primatologists, scientist, scientists, nature program, nature programs, nature programme, nature programmes, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, alpha, alphas, alpha males, mate, mates, mating habits, biologist, biologists, silverback, silver-back, silver-backs
"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"Research and development."
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"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"
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"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."
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"Always the last place you look!"
"I'm still finding traces of mercury in these fish."
"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
"The applications are limitless."
"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"It's photo of a black hole."
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
Mr. Science Times
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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
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"We blew a fuse."
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"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
"Are your working on the mirror image of my compound?"