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"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"Act your birth order!"
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off
"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
Tags:crimes, criminal, crimals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, at gunpoint, at gun-point, at gun point, held at gun-point, held at gunpoint, held at gun point, bank eller, bank tellers, bank worker, bank workers, bank manager, bank managers, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, reprimand, reprimanded, tell off, told off, insult, insulted, belittle, belittled, mother, mothers, motherly, mothering, scold, scolded, theft, thief, thieves, armed robbery, armed robberies
"You just don't get it, do you?"
Tags:harpy, harpies, minotaur, minotaurs, myth, myths, mythological creature, mythological creatures, scold, scolds, scolding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, relationship, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spat, spats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
"My friends warned me you were a different breed of cat."
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Tags:quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families
'It's a memo from our parent company. They remind us to pay attention, quit slouching, take our elbows off the table and to act our age, if it's not too much to ask!'
Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
Tags:solution, solutions, do your job, doing your job, career, careers, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, impersonal, worker, workers, workday, workdays, routine, routines, work routine, work routines, routine, routines, answer, answers, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, scold, scolds, scolding, spouse, spouses
"We are all fed up with you doing these damn power breakfasts at home."
Tags:power breakfast, power breakfasts, meeting, meetings, family, families, breakfast, scolding, scold, nag, nagged, nagging, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood
"Smokey The Tree"
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, smoking ban, public smoking ban, don't smoke, no smoking, lighting up, tobacco, tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, forest fire, forest fires, scolding, scold, scolds, awareness, public service announcement, public service announcements, psa, p.s.a., dangerous, risky, wildfire, wildfires
"Someday, you'll act like you understand."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, unfair, unfairness, defy, defiance, defying, generation gap, generational gap, seen and not heard, tell off, telling off, in trouble, reprimand, reprimanded, scold, scolded, misbehave, misbehaving, someday youll understand, someday you'll understand
"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."
Tags:problem, problems, create problems, creates problems, creating problems, suicidal, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, cycle, cycles, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, solution, solutions, final solution, final solutions, scold, scolds, scolding
"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
Tags:scold, scolds, scolding, old lady, old woman, old women, evildoer, evildoers, protect, protects, protection, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, gratitude, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, good deed, good deeds, idle, nag, nags, nagging, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, expectant, expectancy, crime stopper, crime stopping, law enforcer, law enforcement, old biddy, old biddies
Mothers Without Borders
"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"What the hell happened in P.E.?"
"Junior, don't slouch!"
"Jonathan Scott Henshaw! You'd better not have your little brother in that trash bag...again!"
Tags:brother, brothers, little brother, little brothers, trash bag, trash bags, trash, trashes, prank, pranks, sibling, siblings, too far, going too far, goes too far, throw out, throws out, throwing out, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, scold, scolds, scolding, naughty children, pranking
"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"
Tags:wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, marriage, marriages, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, scolded, speak up, speaks up, speaking up, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding vow, wedding vows, minister, ministers, wedding minister, wedding ministers