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'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
Tags:surgeon, surgery, surgeons, nurse, game, games, gaming, match, matches, matching, score, see the score, scores, scored, scoring, inflamed gallbladder, gallbladder, gallbladders, watching the game, the game, watch, watching, watches, put the game on, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Pessimists v Optimists.
'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
Psychic diving competition.
Remote controlled foul ball incidents.
'When you're a kid, you keep score with report cards. When you grow up, it's credit scores.'
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'
Judges holding up numbers - judge at the end has a sign which says 'how much for a 10?'
'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'
Various degrees of 'out' and the corresponding behaviour of umpires.
'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'
Tags:basketball, basketballer, basketballs, basketballers, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunts, hunting, poach, poacher, poachers, poaching, poached, poaches, bear, bears, score, scores, scoring, scored, win, wins, winner, winners, lose, in the bleachers
Carnivores V Herbivores.
'He claims that a one-minute massage before each shot has trimmed six strokes off his game.'
Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.
'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'
Tags:good and evil, good vs evil, good v evil, baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, pitched, score, scoring, scored, scores, win, winning, wins, winner, winners, won, winnings, lose, losing, loses, in the bleachers
'He can't dribble or shoot, but he's got a good head for the game.'
'Good dig, Tori!!'
'Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom!'
Tags:american football, american football player, american football players, score, scored, scores, scoring, scorer, scorers, touchdown, touchdowns, bathroom, bathrooms, run, running, runs, runner, runners, ran, need the bathroom, bursting, motive, motives, toilet, toilets, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Shake it off, Dewey! Getting hit by a pitch is as good as a single!'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, base ball, base balls, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batted, batsman, batsmen, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, pitched, single, singles, score, scores, scored, scoring, scorer, scorers, hit, hits, hitting, strike, strikes, striking, struck, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hurry! We've got one last chance to score! You're our only hope!!'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, national football league, witch, witches, cauldron, cauldrons, last hope, last hopes, final hope, final hopes, broomstick, broomsticks, fly, flies, flying, score, scores, scoring, scored, touchdown, touchdowns, substitute, substitutes, sub, subs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'
Tags:american football, american, football, football player, football players, footballer, footballers, hero, heroes, heros, dont be a hero, celebrate, celebrations, celebrating, bleachers, bleacher, score, scored, scores, touchdown, touchdowns, touch down, touch downs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I heard screams, Did someone score'
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, scream, screams, screaming, screamed, screamer, screamers, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, scare, scares, scared, fright, frights, frightens, score, scores, scored, scoring, scorer, scorers, tv, tvs, television, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers