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"So where were you during the tourist season?"
Tags:monster, monster, creature, creatures, scotland, scottish, uk, united kingdom, great britain, lake, lakes, loch, lochs, loch ness, loch ness monster, nessie, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist season, rare, unusual, strange, scotsman, scotsmen, local, locals, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
'An Englishman, a Scotsman - now all we need is an Irishman to complete the joke.'
Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen
Tags:arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, video game, video games, pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, game, games, playing, scotland, scottish, scot, scots, scotsman, scotsmen, kilt, kilts, europe, united kingdom, tilt, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, clothes, clothing, leisure, wordplay, word play
'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'
'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'
Embarrassing moments in caber tossing.
Tags:caber toss, caber tossing, caber tosses, caber, cabers, kilts, embarrassments, embarrassing, embarrassed, national sport, national sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, public humiliation, public humiliations, sport, game, scot, scotsman, scottish, scotland, kilt, unravel, embarrassment, humiliating
"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"
'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'
Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.
Out of kilter.
"What are you wearing under your kilt?"
"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."
"I'm half Scottish...Unfortunately it's the bottom half so I have to wear this stupid kilt."
'All right! You Win! -- there IS something worse than Gangsta Rap!'
"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."
Tags:repair, fix, repairs, service, fix-it, repairman, bagpipe, bagpipes, musical instruments, musical instrument, repair job, repair jobs, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, delay, delays, maintenance, broken, scotland, scottish, stereotpe, stereotypes, scotch, scotsman, kilt, car, auto, breakdown, problem, problems, damage, damaged, schedule, schedules
Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.
"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."
'I dunno why, but I've got the feeling something humorous is going to happen.'
'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'
After Frugal: marked by difficulty parting with money. The strong inward force experienced by a unit of currency clasped in the hand of a rotating Scotsman.
The girl with the Edinburgh tattoo.
"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"