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"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."
Tags:marry, marriage, married, marries, infidelity, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterer, campfire, scout camp, scout, scouts, camping, camps, trust, trusting, indiscretion, human indiscretion, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, divorces, divorcees, scary, scare, scary stories, story, ghost, ghost story, wife, husband, wives, husbands, tent, tents, scouting
"Nobody wants to join the club scouts."
'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'
"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."
Tags:pro, pros, professional, professionals, marshmallow, marshmallows, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, camping, camping trip, camping trips, toast marshmallows, toasts marshmallows, toasting marshmallows, stick, sticks, impressive, scout, scouts, scouting trip, scouting trips, seasoned professional, seasoned professionals, impressive, credential, credentials
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"Eagle Scout is not enough, son - you've got to learn a trade."
Tags:boy scout, boy scouts, scout, scouts, scouting movement, scouting movements, career, careers, career path, career paths, career advancement, career advancements, learning a trade, trade, immature, immaturity, growing up, pushy parent, pushy parents, underachiever, underachievers, disappointment, disappointments, professional, professionals
Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
Tags:scout, scouting, help, helpful, more than he bargained for, bargained for, more than he could chew, old age, ageing, age, aged, nanny, grandma, older, old, fitness, rollerskates, rollerskate, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller skates, roller skate, roller blade, roller blades, speed, speedy, fast, crossing, crosswalk, cross-walk, cross walk, kid, kids, child
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
Tags:scout, scouts, girl scout, girl scouts, scouting for girls, sale, sales, selling, cookie, cookies, cookie sale, bake sale, charity, charity fundraiser, collection, charity collection, door-to-door sales, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, blackmail, blackmailing, blackmails, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, competitive, rejected, rejection, rejecting, turn down, driven, overachiever, overachievers
'Come on kids - it's just a story!'
'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'
"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
Tags:cookie, cookies, cookie company, cookie companies, girl scout, girl scouts, monopoly, monopolies, market, markets, marketing, elf, elves, mascot, mascots, ward off, wards off, warding off, competition, competitor, competitors, compete, competes, competing, dealer, dealers, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, scout, scouts, scouting
"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"
"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."
Tags:scout, scouts, boy scout, boy scouts, kid, kids, child, childhood, camp, camps, scout camp, scout camps, summer camp, summer camps, left, leftist, left wing, left winger, left wingers, socialism, socialist, socialists, trustworthy, trustworthiness, loyal, loyalty, obedience, obedient, cheerful, cheerfulness, political view, political views, tolerance, tolerant, differing political views
"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"
'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'
"And my offering to help you across the street in no way is reflection of your age."
Tags:boy scout, boy scouts, scout, scouts, old lady, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, cross the street, crossing the street, street crossing, street crossings, old woman, old lady, give offense, giving offense, give offence, giving offence, offensive, offensiveness, spare feelings, hurt feelings
'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'
'There's a scout outside to see you.' - 'Great.'
Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.
'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'
Whatever works for you.