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"What good does it do to send signals to someone who just scrambles them?"
Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.
Frank and I had such a wonderful evening alone. Thanks for watching our lil' angels on such short notice. I know th- Andrea... What are the kids still doing up?
'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'
I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,
'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'
'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).
'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'