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Trump's Erase-ist Agenda
'I'm hoping it will help with my 'scratch card elbow'.'
"Have you been scratching this?"
Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."
'Portnoy, in Lieu of a raise or bonus, I'm giving you these 'instant winner' lottery scratch-off card.'
'All of our scratch-off lottery tickets are doing well except for this one.'
Social Security Scratcher.
'Could I return these scratch cards, I've only used them once!'
"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"
'The cat does like having something to scratch.'
'Portnoy, in lieu of a raise or bonus, I'm giving you these 'instant winner' lottery scratch-off cards.'
'Oh yeh, Trev's still trying to scratch a living.'
'I said,'go and buy some lucky-dips'.... not 'ducky-lips!'
How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.
Couple with a scratch card - 'Wow! We haven't won a free holiday...'
Social security card.
"What a rip off! We stole 6,000 lottery scratch cards and only won three quid!"
"It appears to be an instant lottery ticket. Try not to scratch it."