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After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.
"The tropical fish was supposed to be a screensaver!"
'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'
'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'
'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'
"Sorry—that's the screen saver."
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"What are those fireworks? It's not the 4th of July?" "Jim bought a new phone."
"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."
Maybe you'd get more work done if you uninstalled that fish tank screensaver.'
Computer with moon screensaver
'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'
'I wonder who could have changed my screen saver?'
'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.
'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'
'Sarah, are you still with us? You have that screen-saver look in your eyes.'
'Giving each teacher a computer was a good idea, but why does the screensaver have to be a picture of the Principal staring at us?'
'We don't use screensavers in this class. They use up too much memory. Try the monitor's off button.'
'Order a different screen saver to Jenks!'
'What a cool screen saver!'
'He's our Spam expert!'
'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'
'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'
'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'
Stop staring at that screen saver!