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"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
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The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Tags:health and safety, safety, clock, clocks, grandfather, george, yellow, hat, hats, screw, screws, screwdriver, screwdrivers, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, electric, electrics, electricity, electrocute, electrocutes, danger, dangerous, fool, fools, foolish, beckon, beckons, beckoning, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
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I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.
'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'
'At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium' Nuts and bolts that say 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
"Jim, you need to stop prying into our business."
The U.S. is a Democracy it's your choice! Vote!
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"But you told me to invest more money in the product of screws!"
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"It's always nice to meet other alumni from Screw U!"
Tags:screws, screw, tool, tools, building material, uni, unis, colleges, alumnis, school reunion, school reunions, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, hardware, building materials, university, universities, college, alumni, college alumni, university alumni, alumni party, party, industrial materials
A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'
"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."
Tags:toolboxes, tool-box, tool-boxes, hr, human resources, personnel, job applicant, job applicants, job candidate, job candidates, screwdriver, screwdrivers, screw driver, screw drivers, screw, screws, job interview, job interviews, tool, tools, toolbox, anthropomorphic, implement, appliance, fit, fit in, fitting in
"Will you call me?"
Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.
Tags:consumer, consumers, screw, credit, credit card, credit cards, borrow, borrows, borrowing, borrowing money, money lender, money lenders, lending money, bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking, spend, spends, spending, credit crunch, recession, recessions, economy, financial regulator, financial regulators, financial regulations
"Come and get me, yah screws!"
"Like THAT's ever going to work!"
Screwing The Littel Guy Since 1937
Witness Protection Program
'In keeping with my new efficiency system I'd like to apologize in advance for all the stuff I'm going to screw up this week.'
"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"
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Will work for nuts