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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."
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It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.
"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."
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'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.
"At least with me, when you screw up, you know where you stand."
"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"
"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."
Shot in the foot.
"Looks like Lucky Louie wasn't the only one who screwed up.
'Okay, so we relocated the office with no warning, kept you waiting 2 hours and screwed up your bill. Now let's discuss your high blood pressure.'
The Trump monument
'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'
"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."
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'In keeping with my new efficiency system I'd like to apologize in advance for all the stuff I'm going to screw up this week.'
"Your boss called. Twenty dollars and I'll tell you how you screwed up. Fifty dollars and I'll tell you how to fix it before you call her back."
'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'
"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am
"I ask you to do one thing..."
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'You can have this desk next time there's a screwup.'
When staffing agencies screw up.
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'Everybody put your hands in the air, this is a screw-up!'
"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."
'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'
'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'
'And how do you want me to screw that up for you?'