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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."
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'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.
'Five hours of tough negotiation and you blow it by wagging your tail too soon!'
"At least with me, when you screw up, you know where you stand."
"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."
Elephant in tail holding line has pulled tail off.
'Let's make sure there's no screw ups this time, people! Let's dot all our T's and cross all our I's!'
'In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel...'
"Looks like Lucky Louie wasn't the only one who screwed up.
'Okay, so we relocated the office with no warning, kept you waiting 2 hours and screwed up your bill. Now let's discuss your high blood pressure.'
'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'
"Your boss called. Twenty dollars and I'll tell you how you screwed up. Fifty dollars and I'll tell you how to fix it before you call her back."
'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'
"I ask you to do one thing..."
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'You can have this desk next time there's a screwup.'
When staffing agencies screw up.
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'Everybody put your hands in the air, this is a screw-up!'
"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."
'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'
'And how do you want me to screw that up for you?'
'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'
'Okay, this was the biggest disgrace I've ever seen. You've been offensive and embarrassing, and you've made a complete fool out of yourself. . . pinch yourself and who knows, maybe you'll wake up and discover it was all a nightmare!'
'Speaking for the board, we like the way you admitted you screwed up'.'
'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'
COUNSELING CENTER, 'I've been upgraded from screw-up, to goof-up.'