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"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
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The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Tags:health and safety, safety, clock, clocks, grandfather, george, yellow, hat, hats, screw, screws, screwdriver, screwdrivers, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, electric, electrics, electricity, electrocute, electrocutes, danger, dangerous, fool, fools, foolish, beckon, beckons, beckoning, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."
'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'
"Jim, you need to stop prying into our business."
"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."
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'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'
'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'
'Who messed up my workbench?!'
Tags:work bench, work benches, diy, tool, tools, tidy, tidies, tidied, mess, messy, messes, messed up, workbench, workbenches, anger, angers, angry, angered, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, saw, saws, hammer, hammers, screwdriver, screwdrivers, screw driver, screw drivers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Give me anything but a screwdriver."
"Oh no, not another Philiphs head"
"I don't care what his name was. When I said I needed a Philips head, I meant a screwdriver you idiot!"
'I made a big mistake. In a fit of anger, I said, 'Screw you' to my boss.'
'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'
'Thanks for the estimate. Now here's mine.'
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
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