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Shot in the foot.
"Looks like Lucky Louie wasn't the only one who screwed up.
Office worker sitting in the Out tray.
'In keeping with my new efficiency system I'd like to apologize in advance for all the stuff I'm going to screw up this week.'
"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am
'You can have this desk next time there's a screwup.'
'I'll take that as a screwed up ball of paper bouncing off my head then?'
'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'
'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)
"You've screwed up, messed up and played up. I didn't realise you were so multi-skilled."
'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'
'Speaking for the board, we like the way you admitted you screwed up'.'
'Just because you had a happy childhood doesn't mean you can't be a screwed-up adult.'
'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'
'Stop worrying, Wally's wife said, you're not going to screw up, and the hyena boys aren't going to laugh at you.'
'I screwed up royally!'
'You get out there and enforce the law - I'll handle this screw up with the laundry!'
'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'