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"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
"All right, everybody, recess is over!"
Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
"I don't have that in front of me right now."
"He's waking up! Places, people!"
"I tried working at home but couldn't sustain the misery and terror that keeps me going at the office."
"Wendell, I need a stupid excuse right away. What have you got?"
"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."
"Hey, I get paid minimum wage...so I work as minimally as I can."
"We just got paid 12 cents for watching that 60-second video on company time."
Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.
'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'
"Stop screwing around!"