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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."
"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"
"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."
"Your boss called. Twenty dollars and I'll tell you how you screwed up. Fifty dollars and I'll tell you how to fix it before you call her back."
'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'
"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am
"I ask you to do one thing..."
"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."
'Parenting skills don't come naturally. You learn from the experience of screwing up your kids just like your parents did.'
"I can mess this up without any printed help."
'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'
'I can't just screw things up. Oh no, I have to do it royally.'
'Stop worrying, Wally's wife said, you're not going to screw up, and the hyena boys aren't going to laugh at you.'
"We've already restructured, reorganised, reformed and reformatted so we've only really got screwing it up left."