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"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
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The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
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I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.
'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'
"Jim, you need to stop prying into our business."
'At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium' Nuts and bolts that say 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
The U.S. is a Democracy it's your choice! Vote!
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"But you told me to invest more money in the product of screws!"
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"It's always nice to meet other alumni from Screw U!"
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A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'
"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."
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"Come and get me, yah screws!"
"Like THAT's ever going to work!"
Witness Protection Program
"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"
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Will work for nuts
'I know your sentence is up, but the locksmith died last year.'
"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."
"Wow, the iron maiden, the rack, thumb screws, flogging...can I have a go at all of them?"
Bolting your Food.
'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'