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"These are the chains I outsourced in life!"
"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
Tags:selfish, penny pinching, penny pincher, frugal, cash, money, saving money, spending money, investing, investment, invest, corporate, corporation, corporate america, cheapskate, cheap, scrooge, tight pockets, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-involved, self-centered, self-centred, kickback, kickbacks, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate kickback, corporate kickbacks, steal, steals, stealing, self-interest, self-interested
"Muslim Ban..." "Nazis..." "Bribes..." "Ukraine..."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, election, elections, presidential election, presidential elections, 2020 election, 2020 elections, 2020 presidential election, mike bloomberg, bloomberg, democratic candidate, democratic candidates, rich, wealthy, 1%, one percent, scrooge
"Hi! I'm the Ghost of April Fool's Day Past!"
"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
Tags:charles, dickens, a christmas carol, christmas, literature, literary, character, characters, scrooge, ebenezer, ghosts, past, present, future, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, product placement, grant, grants, classic, oil, gas, corporation, corporations, business, businesses, dream, dreams, nightmare, nightmares
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas season, festive season, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas decoration, christmas decoration, christmas light, christmas lights, inconvenience, inconveniences, bah humbug, scrooge, scrooges, chirstmas mad, christmas obsession, christmas obsessions, christmas fanatic, christmas fanatics, husband and wife, husbands and wives
Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'
Scrooge and his piggy bank
A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'
"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."
The ghost of unanswered emails past
Tags:dickens, charles dickens, ebenezer scrooge, scrooge, a christmas carol, classic novel, classic novels, classics, christmas, warning story, warning stories, ghost of christmas past, ghost, ghosts, haunted, haunting, haunt, email, emails, unanwered emails, email notifications, email notifications
"He came with the office."
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
Tags:scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, dickens, charles dickens, alternative dickens, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, write-off, write-offs, written off, greed, greedy, greediness, accountant, accountants, accounting, personal accountant, personal accountants, christmas carol, christmas, miser, misers, miserly, stingy
Day off for a silver anniversary.
'Looking for a job with better conditions?'
'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'
Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'
'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'
"Your signs didn't work, Harold."
Tags:christmas, noel, holiday, winter, snow, carolers, caroling, christmas carols, song, singing, carolling, caroller, carollers, caroler, x-mas, xmas, scrooge, scrooges, grump, grumps, grouch, grouches, intrusion, intrusions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intruder, privacy, private time, private times, christmas spirit, spirit of christmas
'It's a seasonal allergy.'
A Christmas Carol
"If you want to be rich, the first thing you have to learn is how to count."
Tags:modern life, modern world, business practice, big business, business man, businessman, business men, business men, capitalism, capitalist, profit, cash, money, greed, greedy, evolution, evolved, evolve, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, advice, bad advice, kid, kids, child, children, teach, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, family, grandparent, grandparents, scrooge, tight, tight fisted, count, counting
"It's time we have a little chat."
Tags:scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, ghosts, haunting, haunted, warning, warnings, ghost of christmas past, trump, donald trump, president trump, president, robert mueller, mueller, mueller investigation, the special counsel investigation, election interference, russian interference, russian, russia, elections, corruption, political corruption, corruption allegations, allegations, allegation
To celebrate his newly found good will towards me, Scrooge gives Bob Cratchit a Christmas Goose.