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"You want your olive?"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, olive, olives, bar, pub, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, beak, beaks, long beak, long beaks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, stork, storks, cadge, cadging, scrounge, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, bottom of the glass, leftover, left over, leftovers, leftover
"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
Tags:magazine, magazines, print media, recycle, recycles, recycling, magazine reader, magazine readers, death of print media, shrinking audience, shrinking audiences, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, trash, trash can, trash cans, dumpster diver, dumpster divers, dumpster diving, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, recycle, recycles, recycling, scrounge, scrounges, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, cocktail party, cocktail parties, recognize, recognized, recognition
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and make some money?"
"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
Tags:adult living with parents, living with parents, living in parents basement, grown up, grow up, move, moved, moving, living at home, living with mom and dad, mom and dad, parents, mom, dad, mother, father, son, adult son, move out, moved out, immature, mamas boy, mommas boy, dependant, scrounger, scroungers, immaturity, child, childish, dependency, loser, losers, couch potato, nerd, geek, empty nest, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent's basement, parents' basement, basement dweller, basement dwellers, adult child
'Mr. Grubb? It's about your benefit claim.'
'There's no money in comic strips.'
Soon the hunter-gatherers would spread from sea to sea, while the scrounger-breakdancers would fade into oblivion.
"I haven't been working while claiming, it's just the latest fashion."
'He's almost three...I suppose we should think about getting him on the housing register.'
'He was tattooing MUM on my arm when we got rowing about income tax and benefits.'
'You spoil that millionaire.'
'Congratulations! He's born idle.'
Tags:baby, babies, birth, born, idle, hospital, crackdown, government, rules, law, scrounge, scrounger, scroungers, benefit, benefits, family, families, babies, welfare, welfare system, benefits system, state, states, beds, births, maternity, unemployed, unemployment, cheat, cheats, fraud, fraudulent, jobless, lazy, work, shy, benefits family, benefits families, social problem, social problems
'You should be ashamed of yourself.'
'Losing my benefits means I now have the self respect from standing on my own two feet.'
'The trouble with you people - you're always on the scrounge!'
'I'm not sure if you're sick or 'at it.'' 'Shouldn't I be given the incapacity benefit of the doubt, Doctor?'
'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'
"Will work for food" "Will work for my college tuition."
Modern scrounger drinking what has once gone through the historical man
Blind man holds up paper money to the light to check if its real