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Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
"Careful now. It's fragile."
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"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
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"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
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Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.
Your Face In Stone
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"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"
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'It's the next big thing.'
'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'
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'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'
'It's not one of our gods, my wife made it in pottery class!'
'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'
'Is that all you can do? Self portraits?'
'Help! Let me out!'
"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."
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Ice Sculpting Classes.
I love Pottery.
"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."
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'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'
"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."
'It started out as the Beatles, but you never quite know how these things are going to turn out.'