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'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
Tags:concrete, marble, marbles, block, blocks, sculpt, sculpting, sculptor, sculpted, sculpts, statue, statues, model, modelling, art, artist, artists, artistry, artistic, artistically, artistic license, artistic licence, paper, fail, failure, failed, paper ball, paper balls, crumpled, scrumpled, indicative, indicative joke, metaphor, metaphorical, literal, literally
"I'm going to call it zero."
Tags:wheel, wheels, sculpt, sculpts, sculpted, sculpting, sculptor, sculptors, zero, zeroes, stone, stones, invent, invents, inventing, invented, inventor, inventors, stone age, stone ages, chisel, chisels, chiselled, chiselling, mathematics, maths, math, number, digit, digits, numbers, counting, counts, counted, count, call, calls, calling, called
'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'
"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."
Tags:easter island, moai, rapa nui, stone, stones, stone head, stone heads, likeness, likenesses, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, artist, artists, artistry, artistic, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, technique, techniques, rough draft, rough drafts, first draft, first drafts, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, if at first you don't success, try try again, attempt, attempts, attempting
'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
Thinker and Reminder statues.
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
Tags:collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections
Sculptor stand off.
'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
Tags:aztec, aztecs, mayan, mayans, civilisation, civilization, ancient, ancient history, ancient civilization, ancient civilisation, civilisations, calendar, calendars, mistake, mistakes, art, artist, artists, sculpt, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, elaborate, no going back, permanent, historical, slip up, mess up
"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."
Tags:art, arts, artist, artists, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, sculpture, sculptors, sculptor, clown, clowns, beat, beats, beating, pinata, pinatas, birthday party, birthday parties, party, parties, partying, anger, angers, angering, angered, angry, warn, warns, warning, warned, hatred, hate, hates, hating, hated
8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition
Donald Trump Bust
Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.
Your Face In Stone
Tags:rushmore, carve, carves, carving, statue, statues, personal, personalized, personalised, personalization, stone, stones, sculpture, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, monument, monuments, monumental, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, national park, national parks, privatize, privatizing, privatization, privatise, privatised, privatising, privatisation, road trip, road trips, vanity, vain, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, mount rushmore
"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, cat litter, kitty litter, litterbox, litterboxes, litter box, litter boxes, litter, litter tray, litter trays, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, sculptor, sculptors, bust, busts, scratch, scratches, scratching, scratch around, scratches around, scratching around, mystery, mysteries
Ancient Greek selfies
"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, sculpt, sculpting, sculpture, sculptures, love, love sculpture, inventor, inventors, inventing, invention, inventions, wheel, wheels, secret, secrets, delay, delays, delaying, ahead of the time, ahead of the times, technology, new technologies, love wheel, love wheels, release, releases, releasing, aware, awareness, intelligent, intelligence, clever
"He'll never last."
'It's the next big thing.'
'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'
'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'