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'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'
"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."
Tags:easter island, moai, rapa nui, stone, stones, stone head, stone heads, likeness, likenesses, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, artist, artists, artistry, artistic, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, technique, techniques, rough draft, rough drafts, first draft, first drafts, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, if at first you don't success, try try again, attempt, attempts, attempting
'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
Thinker and Reminder statues.
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
Tags:collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections
'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
Tags:aztec, aztecs, mayan, mayans, civilisation, civilization, ancient, ancient history, ancient civilization, ancient civilisation, civilisations, calendar, calendars, mistake, mistakes, art, artist, artists, sculpt, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, elaborate, no going back, permanent, historical, slip up, mess up
8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition
Donald Trump Bust
Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.
Your Face In Stone
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"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, cat litter, kitty litter, litterbox, litterboxes, litter box, litter boxes, litter, litter tray, litter trays, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, sculptor, sculptors, bust, busts, scratch, scratches, scratching, scratch around, scratches around, scratching around, mystery, mysteries
Ancient Greek selfies
'It's the next big thing.'
'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'
'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'
Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
Tags:sculpt, sculpting, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, carve, carving, art, artist, artists, carvings, modern art, modern artist, cubism, cube, cubes, pointless, futile, waste of time, wasting time, conceptual art, conceptual art piece, chisel, chiselling, chisels, fruitless, chisel and hammer
'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'
'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'
'It's not one of our gods, my wife made it in pottery class!'