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'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
The Thinker and the Doer.
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, sculptor, sculpture, abstract art, environmental art, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody
"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."
"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
Tags:cleft chin, butt chin, pyramid, pyramids, ancient, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, scaffolding, construction, art, artist, artists, imperfection, imperfections, body parts, face, faces, chin, chins, temple, temples, history, historic, historical, historian, historians, direction, advising, commentary
"I'll take it."
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, bird, birds, falcon, falcons, antique, antiques, antique hunting, antique hunter, antique hunters, treasure, treasures, detective, detectives, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, shopping, shop, shops, store, stores, discovery, discoveries, discover, gumshoe, gumshoes, sleuth, sleuths, investigator, investigators, film, films, book, books, film-noir, film noir, classic film, classic films
Tags:i.c.e., u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, immigration and customs enforcement, border control, border controls, border law, border laws, immigration policy, immigration policies, auguste rodin, sculpture, sculptures, detention center, detention centers, the kiss, family separation, family separations
Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.
Tags:phallic, phallic symbol, phallic symbols, fig leaf, fig leaves, modern art, modern art sculpture, modern art sculptures, sculpture, sculptures, modern artist, modern artists, prude, prudes, prudish, prudishness, cover, covers, cover up, covers up, covering up, censor, censors, censorship, artistic intent, artistry, philistine, philistines
'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'
Abstract portrait art.
Tags:modern art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, abstract art, sculpture, sculptures, portrait, portraits, caricature, caricatures, art imitates life, modern artist, modern artists, imitate, imitation, coincidence, confidences, simplification, minimalism, insult, insults, insulting, insulted
"He looks just the way he did in life."
"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
Tags:death, dead, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, monument, monuments, honor, honour, highest honor, highest honours, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, poultry, turkey, turkeys, trimmings, stuffing, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, food, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, family, families
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
"Why, Gorgarty, you're blushing."
Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
Tags:masterpiece, masterpieces, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, museum, museums, golden age, golden ages, tax deductible, tax deduction, tax deductions, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, tax return, tax returns, tax, taxation, taxing
Tags:statues, telephones, cellular, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, digital age, smartphone, smartphones, progress, businessman, businessmen, modern life, progress, pedestal, pedestals, memorial, memorials, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, technological advances, technological advancements, mankoff
"Get a life."
"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"
Tags:pizza maker, pizza makers, pizza making, the discobolus, discobolus, myron, classical art, classicist, classicists, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient art, classical sculpture, ancient sculpture, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, discus, athlete, athletes, athletics
A grotesque looks at another grotesque who is wearing a baseball cap.
Tags:demon, demons, devil, devils, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, gargoyle, gargoyles, grotesque, grotesques, art, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, architecture, architect, architects, gothic, baseball cap, baseball caps, fashion, style, hat, hats
'We better first check to see if that is trash or a piece of art.'
A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.
Tags:woodpecker, woodpeckers, sculpture, sculptor, sculptors, self-portrait, self-portraits, portrait, portraits, tree, trees, design, designs, designing, designer, designers, overachieve, overachieves, overachieving, overachiever, overachievers, artist, artists, artistry, above and beyond, call of duty
Young Picasso In Woodshop
"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
Tags:artist, artists, artistry, depressed, depression, starving artist, starving artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, creative, creativity, creative person, creative people, justification, misunderstood, lonely, loneliness, modern life, out of touch, modern times, alienated, alienation, sensitive, sensitive artist, sensitive artists, support, support system, supportive, spouse, spouses
Thinker and Reminder statues.