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"Ironically, it's sickle cell."
"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."
'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, food, meal, meals, dish, dishes, pasta, muerta, today's special, menu, menus, death, dead, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, word play, wordplay
"I really don't think we need any more pets."
"If we hurry, you might still make this Sunday's 'Times' obits."
Tags:acceptance, accept, accepts, accepting, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, business man, office drone, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, obituary, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, papers, sunday paper, sunday news, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life
"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
Tags:party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life
"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."
"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, whisk, whisks, mixer, mixers, baker, bakers, baking, dessert, desserts, change, career change, career changes, mid-life crisis, changing direction, change of direction, new direction, new directions, branching out, trying something new, finding your passion, passion, passions, passionate
"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, scythe, scythes, shaver, shavers, razor, razors, facial hair, men, man, commercial, commercials, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, slogan, slogans, closer, smoother, cleaner
'He's our new Pallitative Specialist!'
Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit
Tags:dead, death, died, die, dying, grim reaper, reaper, scythe, grave, graves, horror, treadmill, tread mill, exercise, exercises, health, healthy, medical, fitness, fit, fitness class, gym, gyms, gym rat, physical, physical health, wellbeing, well-being, well being, run, running, cardio, cardios, weight, weight loss
"We've been getting complaints about our door-to-door scythe sales."
"Just the one piece of luggage?"
'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'
"Welcome Death, Inc."
Tags:death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, introduction, intro, introduce, introduced, business, businesses, welcome, welcomes, inc, corporate, corporation, corporate mixer, mixer, mixers, party, parties, after work, after hours, office mixer, office mixers, incorporated, big business, character, characters
How Am I Reaping?
"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, grim, grims, reapers, reaper, scythes, angel of death, embodiment of death, pensioners, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, safety officer, risk assessment, risk assessments, safety, health, death, grim reaper, elderly, older, pensioner, scythe, roadsign, high-viz jacket, traffic cone, cork
Grim Reaper Uses His Scythe To Scratch His Back.
"What a beautiful day..."
Tags:grim reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, scythe, scythes, stroll, strolls, walk, walks, destruction, trail of destruction, trails of destruction, leaving a trail of destruction, winter, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal affective disorder, depression, winter depression, beautiful day, beautiful days, walk in the park, walks in the park
'You misunderstood. Our ad says that we can help you get out of debt.'
The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'