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"You land on his head and, while he's taking a selfie, I'll grab the chips."
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". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away
Seagull search engine.
'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'
Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.
'That have trans fats?'
'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'
'How should I know? Maybe they migrated early.'
'What is this, bread?! No, man, we meant bread. We want your money.'
'So I'm flying over a funeral and notice this casket covered with an American flag. Next thing I know, six men point their rifles at me and start shooting...'
cool seagull plays electric piano
"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"
"What is this, bread?! No, man, we meant bread. We want your money."
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"So I'm flying over this funeral, and six men point their rifles at me and start shooting."
"So, what do you do for a crust?"
"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."
"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"