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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'
Do the waves make that noise all night?
'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'
Malcolm knew he was lucky to get a cabin with a sea view but still felt strangely disappointed.
'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'
'Is this in HD?'
"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."
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Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.
'Waterfront Property for Rent, Call. . .'
'...turn your head 40 degrees left, and above that warehouse the view of the ocean, ok?'
'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'
"It's your fault. You insisted on a room with a sea view."
For sale by owner
"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."
'Slightly over the top, their room with a sea view!'
'Yeah, being King of the Jungle was fun, but, to be honest, it doesn't beat living by the beach...'
'Oh, yes! I can see it.'
'For the view I wouldn't come here'
"And this listing was recently upgraded with an ocean side view."
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'What if I promise not to look?'
'Will it still be okay after the icecaps melt?'
"Well I've done the floor! Only two days hard graft, but I thought you said the apartment had a sea view..."
'I think it's past its sell-by date.'
Future home - OCEANVIEW ESTATES ARIZONA. . . A global warming project.