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My First Boat
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"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."
'Forgive me for asking, Captain, but shouldn't you have gone down with the ship?'
"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."
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Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.
"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"
Tags:sea monster, sea monsters, fishermen, fisherman, sailor, sailors, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, sailing, sea myth, sea myths, rubber duck, rubber ducks, storm, storms, stormy sea, stormy seas, stormy weather, yacht, yachts, fishing boat, fishing boats, sailing myth, sailing vessel, sailing vessels, bath toy, bath toys, legend, legends, legendary
"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."
"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"
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A wolf in ship's clothing.
'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'
"Arrh, 'e be leaving 'is monocle on tha sill again..."
'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'
Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...
'The lad is the spittin' image of ye, Cap'n.'
The Threat of Seagulls at Sea
Lighthouse attracts ships like moths
'Come back immediately, idiot.'
Going to Sea.
Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune
'Does it have a remote control?'
Romance on the Yacht
Shipwrecked on a dog nose.