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'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'
"I do okay."
"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious
An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean
"The source of all those mystery tweets."
'It followed me home, can I keep it?'
"Thanks again, kid!"
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, kind, kindness, philanthropy, philanthropic, philanthropist, charitable, charity, charities, thanks, thanks again, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seal life, sealife, shellfish, shell fish, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
'I hate those new energy efficient eels. They think they're so special.'
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
Tags:whale, whales, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, rescue team, sealife, marine life, whaling, beluga, humpback, humpback whale, beached, beaches, beach, beached whale, fish, seashore, pizza, delivery, pizza boy, pizza guy, pizza man, deliver, delivered, pizzas, pizza delivery, krill, krills, order, order in, take away, takeaway, takeout, take out, animal, animals, modern, modern life, modern world
The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.
Fish tells lobster: 'Please stop doing that annoying quote marks thing.'
'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'
"Just livin' the bream."
Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."
Tags:fish, sealife, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, ocean life, adult child, parent, parents, elderly parent, elderly parents, mom, moms, mum, mum, mother, mothers, elderly mom, elderly moms, elderly mum, elderly mum, elderly mother, elderly mothers, nursing home, retirement, home nursing homes retirement homes, aging, old age, aquarium, aquariums
'And here's you forecast. It looks like it's going to be another wet one out there.'
'No, you fool! That's NOT the way the food chain works!'