Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."
Tags:pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, environmental pollution, mutate, mutates, mutant, mutants, mutating, mutation, mutations, three-headed, eat, eats, eating, catch and release, ocean, oceans, ocean pollution, sea, sealife, ocean life, fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, environmental disaster, disaster, disasters, catastrophe, catastrophes, future, futures, sea monster, sea monsters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious
'It followed me home, can I keep it?'
"Thanks again, kid!"
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, kind, kindness, philanthropy, philanthropic, philanthropist, charitable, charity, charities, thanks, thanks again, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seal life, sealife, shellfish, shell fish, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
'I hate those new energy efficient eels. They think they're so special.'
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
Tags:whale, whales, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, rescue team, sealife, marine life, whaling, beluga, humpback, humpback whale, beached, beaches, beach, beached whale, fish, seashore, pizza, delivery, pizza boy, pizza guy, pizza man, deliver, delivered, pizzas, pizza delivery, krill, krills, order, order in, take away, takeaway, takeout, take out, animal, animals, modern, modern life, modern world
The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.
Fish tells lobster: 'Please stop doing that annoying quote marks thing.'
'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'
Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
'And here's you forecast. It looks like it's going to be another wet one out there.'
'No, you fool! That's NOT the way the food chain works!'
'Go figure...He decides to walk straight, and it's right out into traffic.'
'You've changed since we got married.'
"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."
Tags:octopus, octopi, octopuses, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, sealife, sea life, ocean life, printer, printers, printing, prints, print, low ink, low on ink, ink cartridge, ink cartridges, octopus ink, squid ink, squid, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, warning light, warning lights, coral reef, coral reefs
'You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today.'
'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'
Repurposed Porpise: US Navy