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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."
'It's Mooby Dick'
'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'
'Yes I want to be a fisherman. What's the catch?'
'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'
'I think it's for retired sailors.'
'What do you mean, we've got to go back because you forgot to switch on the lights?'
Sailor finds mine in his soup.
'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'
'It was this big. I swear'
'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'
'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'
"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."
'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'
'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'
Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.
'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'
The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'
Referee knocked unconscious at football match by a ship in a bottle thrown by a sailor