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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."
'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''
'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'
'Don't forget your p.s.'
'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'
'Yes I want to be a fisherman. What's the catch?'
'I think it's for retired sailors.'
"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"
'What do you mean, we've got to go back because you forgot to switch on the lights?'
Sailor finds mine in his soup.
Sailors eating a mermaid
'Crikey! Charlie isn't one to make idle threats. When he says he'll stick a shark up your arse, he'll do it.'
'HA-HAR! SALE HO!'
'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'
'We want a pair of shoes, size eight.' 'With silver buckles.'
'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'
'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'
Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"
3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.
'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'