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"Folsom's seasick, sir."
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A gorilla waits at Rue Morgue.
Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney
'You remind me of the ocean. . . you make me sick.'
'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'
'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'
"Stormsm scurvy, mutinies, seasickness ... and chances are they won't even name this place after me ... "
"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."
'There's nothing worse than being a bird that gets airsick.'
"Noah, the elephants are seasick again and it's your turn for clean up."
Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.
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"Just think, mom - Freddie and I haven't thrown up since the last time we were on this ride!"
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"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."
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'Remember, one if by land, two if by sea.'
"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."
'I was thinking of booking a Florida cruise...'
'I need a cure for seasickness.'
'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'
'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'
'Honey, I'll be late. I've got to stop at the drugstore to buy some cleaner and pills against seasickness.'
'Feeling a little sick, dear?'
'The market goes up and down, up and down! That's why I'd suggest we buy pills for seasickness!'
'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'
'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'
'Seasick already? Why, we haven't untied from the dock yet.'