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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"
'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'
Deckchair Attendants Training College
'This was caused by the seaside resort water. You're allergic to baby-pee and sun tan lotion.'
'We started out swimming with Dolphins and ended up with sharks.'
I do like to be beside the seaside...
'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'
'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'
"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."