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Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
"Well what did you THINK I did the other 364 days a year?"
"I'm available every day except one."
364 days a year jobless. Please help!
"Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year."
"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."
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'Hello, is that the temp agency? Now listen, I specifically asked for Elves!'
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'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'
Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.
"I'm not saying I'm not available. . .I'm just not available December 20 through the New Year."
"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"
Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.
"But look at it this way, Santa. You only have to work this hard one day a week."
'Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year.'
"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"
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"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"
When one store employs Santa year round, all stores employ Santa year around...'Department store...shop while kids visitSanta' 3 Santas , no waiting'
SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'
'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'
'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'
"He won't do a thing now till next December."
"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"
"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."
New years resolutions: Get a full time job