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"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."
"Well what did you THINK I did the other 364 days a year?"
"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."
"Things have been rough since the merger."
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200 days until next payday
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"I'm available every day except one."
364 days a year jobless. Please help!
'Are you kidding me?! They got me working on the holiday again!'
Mrs. Claus finds a job for Santa's reindeer in the off season.
"Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year."
"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."
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'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'
Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.
Rudolph's Off Season Duty
"I'm not saying I'm not available. . .I'm just not available December 20 through the New Year."
"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"
Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.
"But look at it this way, Santa. You only have to work this hard one day a week."
"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"
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"I'm surprised he didn't see that coming."
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'Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year.'
"I can't keep bringing my work home. My knees are killing me!"
"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."
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