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'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'
'To paraphrase Bette Davis, 'Fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a bumpy comic strip.''
"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."
Violence on television
Tags:seatbelt, seatbelts, seat-belt, seat-belts, seat belt, seat belts, driver, drivers, passenger, passengers, driving safety, driver safety, passenger safety, car, cars, car crash, car crashes, traffic accident, traffic accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, health and safety, health & safety, grim, grims, reaper, reapers, angel of death, grim reaper, grim reapers
"I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked."
"This bus company is very safety conscious."
Reason #23 for why there should be seat belts in buses: speed bumps in parking lots.
'Now, before I start, does everyone have their seat belt on?'
'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'
Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.
'Everyone remain buckled in until we hit the water!'
Buckle up! It's the law.
Pinocchio goes on holiday.
Tags:pinocchio, travel, puppet, puppets, puppet strings, puppet strings, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, children's literature, children's story, holiday, holidays, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, tourist, tourists, safety conscious, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat-belt, seat-belts
"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."
"Please fasten your seat belts folks. We're about to fly through some word balloons."
'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'
"Lose the seatbelt, Jason! You're embarrassing the entire family."
Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, flight crew, cabin crew, cabin crews, air, flight, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat belt, seat belts, seat-belt, seat-belts, pilot, pilots, health and safety, health & safety, passenger, passengers, jetlagged
Tags:box, boxer, boxers, boxing match, boxing matches, punches, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fighter, fighters, belting, belt, belts, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat-belt, seat-belts, punching, word-play, word play, wordgame, word game, word-game, boxing, punch, fight, chair, sofa, pun, wordplay, joke, double meaning, synonym, wit, quip
Kangaroo: Baby on Board