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Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'
'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
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'I'm writing you a ticket because your belt isn't buckled.'
"Pull gently on the reins."
The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
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'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'
"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"
"How did you even do that?!"
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'How was my emergency stop?'
A man sits on a beach chair with a seat belt on
"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"I told you ..... fasten your seat belt!"
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Seat Belt Cop.
'No seat belts, dad?'
'To paraphrase Bette Davis, 'Fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a bumpy comic strip.''
"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."
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"Mitchell will now review the quarterly earnings. Please fasten seat belts and place chairs in upright position."
Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.
"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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Seat Belt Law.
"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."
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'To buckle or not to buckle?'
'No need to wear your seatbelt, son. If you crash my car, you won't want to live.'
Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.