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'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
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The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
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"Pull gently on the reins."
'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'
'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'
"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"
During the high speed police chase, my client wore his seat belt and had a valid inspection sticker displayed on the stolen car.
"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."
"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"
"How did you even do that?!"
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'How was my emergency stop?'
Health and Safety Humpty.
"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"I told you ..... fasten your seat belt!"
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'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
'No seat belts, dad?'
Seat Belt Cop.
'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'
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'To paraphrase Bette Davis, 'Fasten your seat belt. It's going to be a bumpy comic strip.''
"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."
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Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.
'With this velcro seat, I save a bundle on seatbelts.'
Seat Belt Law.
'No need to wear your seatbelt, son. If you crash my car, you won't want to live.'