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"I'd like to take our marriage to the next level, Divorce."
"Well executed, both of you!"
1B, 2B, 3B and home plate.
'How come all we ever do is neck?'
'Happens a coupla times every season, Dewey. A runner is left stranded on second base. No food. No water... just part of the game.'
'Go get help! Someone left a runner stranded on second base. He's still alive, but barely!'
Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.
',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'
'Take a big lead, then go ahead an jog to second base. This sloth's got a good arm...'
'If I go on a double date, does that mean I'll get to second base?'
'Quick, Mister, the ball! He's rounding second!'
"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."
"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"