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'I know I'm having trouble reading at a 3rd grade level...that's why, when I grow up, I'm going to be a 2nd grade teacher.'
'I'll have the decaf. Twenty-one second graders will provide me with enough stimulation.'
'Any special awards or honors other than the three gold stars you got in second grade?'
"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."
"Second grade, second grade, second grade, my teacher wants me to repeat second grade!"
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"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."
"Do you think it's possible for time to stand still?" "Sure, I repeated the second grade."
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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
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'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'
"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."
"You BARFED back in second grade! What other skeletons are there in your closet??"
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'I can't wait until we're in third grade next year. I'm tired of being treated like a second-grade citizen.'
Second grade would prove to be much tougher than grade one.
'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'
Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'
'I'm only in the second grade, Bucky ... I don't know how to speak 'dog' yet.'
'There's an old, pending amendment to the U.S. constitution which, pending ratification, will prohibit this sort of thing.'
'Wow second grades sure had changed since we were kids. She flunked insider trading, pyramid schemes and Swiss bank accounts.'
'You better help me while you can, dad. Next year I'll be in third grade.'
"I ran your name through a background check app. You were a misogynist in the 2nd grade."
"I've found that primal screaming relieves my stress. . . although I probably shouldn't have done it in front of my second graders."
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