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It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
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'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'
'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'
'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'
'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'
'The dealer says the warranty is good for the life of the car but he's not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
"Twenty preprogrammed hand gestures allow you to signal everything from a simple lane change to homicidal rage."
"It was owned by a little old lady who only drove it ... no wait, that won't work."
'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'
"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
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'Do you have a cordless model'
"We stand behind all our vehicles. Sometimes we even help push."
Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.
All you'd expect in a British car!
"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."
'This car was owned by a school teacher who only used it to drive to her stress reduction classes.'
'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'
'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
'I'll even throw in a brand new 3-year battery for your mother-in-law's peace of mind.'
Why don't they make them like this anymore?
"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"
'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'