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Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.
"I get a shooting pain up my left arm every time I reach for a second helping and my wife stabs me with her fork."
"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."
'Oh c'mon, Joy. Have some more! I'm just gonna throw it out.'
"No more, thank you. I'm cutting back on my portions since I pulled a muscle while lifting my fork."
'Yes, the cannon is loaded, and yes, I would like seconds.'
'More custard please.'
"Baldo, if Smiley is joining us for Thanksgiving dinner, she needs to know the rules."
When Tia Carmen says... "You want a little more?" she really means... "You're getting some more whether you want it or not!"
'Please sir, I want some more!'
"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"
"They love me...they really, really love me!"
"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."
"I'd like seconds!"
'Her favourite food is seconds!'
Man has two IVs attached to his arm, one is dinner and one is afters.'
Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!
'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).
'When you told me to refuse second helpings you said nothing about third,fourth or fifth helpings.'