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"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
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'Great news, honey-bunny. My divorce finally came through, and I got the kids.'
"That's Joyce-Rob's second wife. She had to do quite a job of restoration on him."
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"I went to farmers' markets with my first wife. I don't know if I want to go through all that again."
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"I hope you don't mind. I used the same recipe that made me crazy enough to marry my first wife."
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
'You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.'
"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."
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'My former husband is remarrying and I'm looking for something in a sympathy card for his new wife.'
"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."
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'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.
"I really think Diana is going to be my watershed wife."
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Hernia clinic: 'You either have to quit getting married, or quit carrying your new bride over the threshold!'
"Looks like old Henderson finally upgraded his search engine."
PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'
'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''
Second Marriage Vows.
'Let's table whether I've suffered enough and talk about my upcoming second marriage.'
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one divorced me and the second one won't.'
You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.
'If we bundle the money that goes to your first wife's alimony, plus the deposits you keep making into the new wife's bank account....it's easy to see where your money goes!'
'This is Claire, my prequel, and Cynthia, my sequel.'
Kid and Three Wives to Support.
3rd Mrs Newt Gingrich: 'Everytime I catcha cold, I womder if Newt is out looking for my replacement!'
Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?