Second Wives Cartoons and Comics

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'Great news, honey-bunny. My divorce finally came through, and I got the kids.'

"That's Joyce-Rob's second wife. She had to do quite a job of restoration on him."

"I went to farmers' markets with my first wife. I don't know if I want to go through all that again."

"I hope you don't mind. I used the same recipe that made me crazy enough to marry my first wife."

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

'You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.'

'My former husband is remarrying and I'm looking for something in a sympathy card for his new wife.'

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

"I really think Diana is going to be my watershed wife."

"Looks like old Henderson finally upgraded his search engine."

Second Marriage Vows.

'Let's table whether I've suffered enough and talk about my upcoming second marriage.'

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one divorced me and the second one won't.'

You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.

'This is Claire, my prequel, and Cynthia, my sequel.'

'If we bundle the money that goes to your first wife's alimony, plus the deposits you keep making into the new wife's bank account....it's easy to see where your money goes!'

Kid and Three Wives to Support.

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'-but don't you remember saying you could do with some help round the house?'

'I have this terrible head for figures,tell me my dear,are you my fourth or fifth wife?'

'Apparently he met her when he was on his honeymoon!'