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Puss in Factory Seconds
Tags:puss in boots, cat in boots, boots, shoes, factory seconds, footwear, bad quality, fashions, following trends, factory knock offs, factory knock-offs, factory rejects, seconds, manufacturing, fashion victim, fashion victims, skin flint, cheap skate, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
'Last week many of us had a tight schedule so our meeting was rushed and very short. Miss Jones, please read us the seconds of our last meeting.'
"I get a shooting pain up my left arm every time I reach for a second helping and my wife stabs me with her fork."
Two seconds after the moment you reach adulthood.
'All these delays...a thousandth of a second here, a millionth of a second there. We'll have to get the darn thing fixed.'
"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"
"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."
"It's just a little death defect."
"The kicker is... that was his eye doctor."
'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'
"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."
Tags:box, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fight, fighter, fighters, fighting, boxing match, bout, seconds out, fighting your corner, in your corner, trainer, fight trainer, fight trainers, second, seconds, taking a beating, beaten up, battered and bruised, black eye, shiner, knock out, knock outs, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism
Visual Gag / A Duel has gone wrong, with the Duellists accidentally shooting the 'Second' .
"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"
Tags:afternoon, nap, naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, dog, dogs, meeting, meetings, adjourn, adjourns, adjourning, break, breaks, breaking, take a break, taking a break, vote, votes, voting, second, seconds, seconding, seconded, call a vote, calling a vote, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, business meeting, business meetings
"You'll like it. I had it for lunch."
Man running after a watch.
'Yes, the cannon is loaded, and yes, I would like seconds.'
'No honestly I couldn't eat another finger.'
5 Second Rule!
Tags:lion, lions, lioness, second, seconds, rule, rules, mane, manes, cat, cats, jungle, jungles, zoo, zoos, cage, cages, trap, trapped, traps, floor, floors, five, daze, dazed, throw, thrown, serve, served, serving, prey, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunting, exhibition, exhibitions, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Would you like seconds?'
"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"
'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'
'Very nice, but it needs an extension.'
False teeth duel.