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'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'
"O.K., if the spies don't shop whole foods, where do they shop?"
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
"Now who's paranoid?"
Tags:fbi, the fbi, paranoid, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, being followed, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, two way mirror, two-way mirror, one way mirror, one-way mirror, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, hotel guest, hotel guests, guest, guests, hotel maid, hotel maids, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, do not disturb, room sign, room signs, secret agent, secret agents, gun, guns, gun fight, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, bad timing, bad time, talk, talking
"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."
Tags:dates, date, spy, spies, spying, secret agent, secret agents, secret recording, secret recordings, wired bra, wired bras, clothing malfunction, clothing malfunctions, recording device, recording devices, wire, wires, corrupt, corruption, lead on, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, incompetent, incompetence
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
Tags:detective, detectives, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, journalists, journalists, investigative journalist, investigative journalists, investigative journalism, career change, career changes, life choices, life choice, cia, the cia, espionage, informant, informants
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
"Can you keep a secret?"
Tags:frog, frogs, secret, secrets, disguise, disguises, in disguise, costume, costumes, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, the princess and the frog, undercover operation, undercover operations, undercover op, undercover ops, spy, spys, secret agent, secret agents, centaur, centaurs, keeping secret, secret keeper, secret keepers, centaur, centaurs
'I think one of us must be a plant.'
"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
Tags:spy, spies, spying, espionage, secret agent, secret agents, p.i., private eyes, private eye, p.i.s, detective, detective, animal, animals, groundhog, groundhogs, woodchuck, woodchucks, rodent, rodents, superstition, superstitions, folktale, folktales, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, forecasting, forecast, forecasts, weather, predicting, prediction, predictions, shadow, shadows, early spring, long winter
"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."
"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, pushover, pushovers, bribe, bribes, bribery, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents, tummy rub, tummy rubs, belly rub, belly rubs, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, failed, failure, failures
Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.
CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'
'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'
'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'
Licensed to drill.
Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.
Tags:government agent, secret agent, secret agents, security briefcase, secret documents, secure case, handcuff case, security briefcase with handcuff, high security, top secret, proposals, proposal, fiancee, girlfriends, boyfriends, romance, romantic, engagement, engagement ring, engaged, engagement rings
"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."
Tags:spy, spies, spying, cold war, russia, russian, russians, espionage, boot, boots, fashion, fashionable, fashions, army, armies, secret agent, secret agents, ussr, u.s.s.r., embarrassed, children, child, kid, kids, mom, mum, mother, mothers, moms, mums, intelligence, intel, undercover, undercovers
'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'
James Bond Getting Old and Playing